Here’s another one of the many weird dreams I have most of which I forget to write about.  I had this one a few days ago, and I remember because my mom woke me up and found it funny.

A little background:  I’ve been sleeping in my mom’s bed while my Dad’s in the states.  That’s so we can wake each other up in case I go into labor or she feels sick all of a sudden.  (My mom has a lot of ailments so I feel better knowing she doesn’t sleep alone.)

She woke me up because I was murmuring  in my sleep.  She asked me if I was in labor because I was making funny sounds.  I told her no, I was dreaming.  I was in the jungle and we were observing the animals.  And we came across this swamp where there were camels just getting out of the water.  I remember thinking to myself: why there were camels in the swamp?  Then the camels looked at us and started to poop.  But instead of following the laws of gravity, the camel poop was shooting sideways and hitting me like bullets.  That’s why I was making funny sounds.

My mom said, dreaming of poop means you’re about to get some money.  I hope she’s right.