Would you like to upgrade to 3-4-5 beef burger?
I was at Carl’s Jr today ordering for Jorey and myself.
Noee: I’d like the super star with chese combo.
Server in Singlish: Would you like to upgrade to 3 4 5 beef burger?
Noee: Err… huh?
Server in Singlish more slowly: Would you like to upgrade to 3… 4… 5… beef… burger?
Noee: (Thinks to herself: Did I hear 345 beef burger? What the hell does that mean?) Err… beef?
Server in Singlish: Yeah, would you like to upgrade to 3 4 5 beef burger?
Noee: Ok, what is a 3 4 5 beef burger?
Server in Singlish (getting impatient): You like 3, 4, 5 beef burger?
Noee: Ahhh, you mean how many patties? Doesn’t it already come with 2? I’ll just have 2. Thank you. (Thinks to herself, 5 patties?! Who would eat that?!)
September 30th, 2007 at 12:03 am
5 patties? pambihira. tapos may cheese in between kaya yun? pano kaya magkakasya yun sa bibig? siguro pang isang pamilya on a budget yung 5 patties na super star with combo.
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Yung 2 patties nga hindi magkasya sa bibig ko eh. 5 patties pa kaya. hehehe
November 5th, 2007 at 12:02 am
natameme kami dito ni cy. and here we thought mataas na ang singlish comprehension namin!